Looking for a job? Galactus is hiring!

From Strange Tales (2009), #2

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Ok, first of all, age discrimination is illegal. Upper limit of 38? What, I turn 40 (I just turned 40) and suddenly I'm not young or hip or cool enough to find planets for the World-Ender to consume? According to the ad employees are granted life eternal anyway so what the hell difference does it make?

Also - when we say "excessive" fatty tissue, exactly what do we mean by that? I think Galactus could do with familiarizing himself with the Fat Acceptance Movement. Again, a herald imbued with the Power Cosmic doesn't need to be able to jog a mile or anything. This is sizeism at its ugliest. Would Galactus put requirements in that his heralds could only be white? No, but I'd like to point out that his heralds with identifiable skin tone (Nova, Silver Surfer, Firelord, Air Walker) were all Caucasian - so maybe he would! Sizeism is the same thing.

Finally - Galactus uses a Hotmail account? (even acknowledging that this ad is from 2008) What kind of operation would I be joining here? As a cosmically powerful alien with hyper-advanced technology, Galactus should have his own domain name, or at least a Gmail account. This requirement is pretty rich coming from someone who doesn't want to work with someone who's 39.